When I Go To A Nude Beach,

My Mom Took Me To A Dog Show And I Won!!

I'll Tell Ya, My Wife And I, We Don't Think Alike. She Donates Money To The Homeless, And I Donate Money To The Topless!

I Come From A Stupid Family. My Uncle Heard That Most Deaths Occurs Within Ten Miles Of The House...so He Moved.

A Man In The Crowd Asks: Hey Rodney, How'd You Get Started? Rodney: I Was 12 Years Old, Alone In My Room, And I Got Started!

My Father Gave Me A Bat For Christmas. The First Time I Tried To Play With It, It Flew Away.