We Have 51 Golf Courses In Palm

My Next Door Neighbor Just Had A Pacemaker Installed. They're Still Working The Bugs Out, Though. Every Time He Makes Love, My Garage Door Opens.

I Don't Feel Old. I Don't Feel Anything Till Noon. That's When It's Time For My Nap.

Today's Ballroom Dances Like The Swim, The Frug, The Chicken And The Monkey Are Really Nervous Disorders Set To Music.

It's A Wonderful Way To Live, And Not A Bad Way To Go, Either. The Average Frenchman Is Still Smiling Three Months After He's Dead.

Jack Benny Really Liked My Book. I Know Because He Called Me Up From The Library And Told Me.