We Don't Have Anything Planned, So Nothing

I Thought I'd Begin By Reading A Poem By Shakespeare, But Then I Thought, Why Should I? He Never Reads Any Of Mine.

Never Return To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died. After Five Days In Hospital, I Took A Turn For The Nurse.

To Harry Secombe: I Hope You Die First As I Don't Want You Singing At My Funeral.

Money Can't Buy You Happiness But It Does Bring You A More Pleasant Form Of Misery.

If A Man Dies When You Hang Him, Keep Hanging Him Until He Gets Used To It.