A Lot Of Learning Canbe A Little

Are You Going To Come Quietly, Or Do I Have To Use Earplugs?

Is There Anything Worn Under The Kilt? No, It's All In Perfect Working Order.

Australia, Australia, We Love You From The Heart. The Kidneys, The Liver & The Giblets Too. And Every Other Part.

How Long Was I In The Army? Five Foot Eleven.

I'm A Hero Wid Coward's Legs, I'm A Hero From The Waist Up.