I Can Speak Esperanto Like A Native.

Its All In The Mind, You Know.

It Was A Perfect Marrige. She Didn`t Want To And He Couldn`t

In India A Farmhand Was Caught In The Act With His Cow. He Said He Had Bad Eyesight And Thought It Was His Wife.

Aristocrats Have Heirs; The Poor Have Children; The Rest Keep Dogs.

How Long Was I In The Army? Five Foot Eleven.