I Can Speak Esperanto Like A Native.

Is There Anything Worn Under The Kilt? No, It's All In Perfect Working Order.

Her Mother Was A Cultivated Woman - She Was Born In A Greenhouse

I Have The Body Of An Eighteen Year Old. I Keep It In The Fridge.

My Father Had A Profound Influence On Me. He Was A Lunatic.

If I Don't Eat Soon, I'll Die Of Hunger; And If I Die, I Won't Eat Soon.