To Harry Secombe: I Hope You Die

Its All In The Mind, You Know.

For Ten Years Caesar Ruled With An Iron Hand. Then With A Wooden Foot, And Finally With A Piece Of String.

In India A Farmhand Was Caught In The Act With His Cow. He Said He Had Bad Eyesight And Thought It Was His Wife.

Her Mother Was A Cultivated Woman - She Was Born In A Greenhouse

My Father Was My Greatest Inspiration. He Was A Lunatic.