We Can't All Be Heroes, Because Somebody

You Must Judge A Man's Greatness By How Much He Will Be Missed.

When I Die, My Epitaph Or Whatever You Call Those Signs On Gravestones Is Going To Read: "i Joked About Every Prominent Man Of My Time, But I Never Met A Man I Didn't Like."

Too Many People Spend Money They Haven't Earned To Buy Things They Don't Want To Impress People They Don't Like.

And, When The Votes Are Counted, Let Everybody, Including The Candidates, Get Into A Good Humor As Quick As They Got Into A Bad One.

Last Year We Said, 'things Can't Go On Like This', And They Didn't, They Got Worse.