If Stupidity Got Us Into This Mess,

If This Depression Stays With Us, The Loser Tuesday Is Going To Be The Winner.

Live In Such A Way That You Would Not Be Ashamed To Sell Your Parrot To The Town Gossip.

The Road To Success Is Dotted With Many Tempting Parking Spaces.

If You Got A Dollar, Soak It Away, Put It In A Savings Bank, Bury It, Do Anything But Spend It. Spending When We Didn't Have It Put Us Where We Are Today. Saving When We've Got It Will Get Us Back To Where We Was Before We Went Cuckoo.

The Government Says They Have Loaned Over One Billion Dollars To The Farmers. In Other Words, We Can't Help You Make Any Money, But We Will Show You Where You Can Owe Some More.