In The Early Days Of The Indian

America Is A Great Country, But You Can't Live In It For Nothing.

Our Constitution Protects Aliens, Drunks And U.s. Senators.

If A Thousand Shares Of Stocks Or Bonds Make Nothing, You Pay Nothing. But On A Thousand Acres Of Land You Pay Enough To Support Half The Community Who Own No Land And Pay No Taxes.

Lord, Let Me Live Until I Die.

What The Secretary Of Agriculture Is Trying To Do Is To Teach The Farmer Corn Acreage Control, And The Hogs Birth Control, And One Is Just As Hard To Make Understand It As The Other.