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Things Will Get Better - Despite Our Efforts To Improve Them.

The Democrats Are Going To Change The Name Of The Hoover Dam. That Is The Silliest Thing I Ever Heard Of In Politics . . . Lord If They Feel That Way About It, I Don't See Why They Don't Just Reverse The Two Words.

The French Couldn't Hate Us Any More Unless We Helped 'em Out In Another War.

There Is Only One Redeeming Thing About This Whole Election. It Will Be Over At Sundown, And Let Everybody Pray That It's Not A Tie, For We Couldn't Go Through With This Thing Again.

Last Year We Said, 'things Can't Go On Like This', And They Didn't, They Got Worse.