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I Have A Scheme For Stopping War. It's This - No Nation Is Allowed To Enter A War Till They Have Paid For The Last One.

Everything Worthwhile Is A Good Idea, But Did You Ever Notice There Is More Bad Ideas That Will Work Than There Is Good Ones?

We Fed 'em Xmas And New Years; Now All The Poor Have To Do Is Just Fill The Few Meals Until Next Xmas

We Can't All Be Heroes, Because Somebody Has To Sit On The Curb And Applaud When They Go By.

The Best Way To Make A Fire With Two Sticks Is To Make Sure One Of Them Is A Match.