Watching Soccer Just Makes Me Wish I

Doctor Just Told Me I Can't Have Kids. I Asked For A Second Opinion. He Said, Why? No One's Gonna To Let You Take Kids From This Hospital.

Hitler Really Wasn't So Bad. In The Black Way.

I Think My Friend Jeff Is Gay. I Don't Know - I'm So Bad With Names.

Valentine's Day Was Created By The Greeting Card Industry To Get Pussy.

I'm Inspired By Making People Laugh At Subjects That Should Make Them Cry.