Watching Soccer Just Makes Me Wish I

When I Die, I Want To Be Cremated With Everybody.

I Try To Retire Jokes As Soon As I Can Once I Put Them On An Album. But I Can't Think Of Anything I Just Stopped Doing For No Reason.

I'm Interested In Doing Some Acting In The Future, But It's A Distant Second To Stand Up.

My Ultimate Goal Is To Do Whatever I Want, Whenever I Want To Do It. And That Keeps Changing. I Didn't Want To Host My Own Show Until I Wrote For Someone Else's.

I Never Knew If I Would Get My Own Show, But I Knew I Loved Stand-up.