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Watching Soccer Just Makes Me Wish I Was Watching Foosball.
-Anthony Jeselnik
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Watching Soccer Just Makes Me Wish I
Anthony Jeselnik
Watching Soccer Just Makes Me Wish I Was Watching Foosball.
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