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I Killed A Squirrel Once With A Car. Twice With A Tennis Racket.
-Anthony Jeselnik
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I Killed A Squirrel Once With A
Anthony Jeselnik
I Killed A Squirrel Once With A Car. Twice With A Tennis Racket.
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