I Killed A Squirrel Once With A

I Like To Read, But Otherwise I'm Just Your Average, Self-obsessed Comedian. It's Pretty Much All I Think About.

I Feel Like Every First Episode Of A Tv Show Is Bad, You Know, And It Always Improves.

I Don't Have A Type, Really. But I've Always Been More Attracted To Girls Who Yell Fire.

I Prefer To Sleep With Deaf Girls. Those Crazy Chicks Never Have A Safe Word.

I Do Dark [humor]. I Like People Who Are Silly And Weird And People Who Are Surprising And Good At What They Do.