Best Funny Christmas Quotes - Inspiring & Motivational Collection

I Have Had A Holiday, And I'd Like To Take It Up Professionally.

One Can Never Have Enough Socks

This Past Christmas, I Told My Girlfriend For Months In Advance That All I Wanted Was An Xbox. That's It. Beginning And End Of List, Xbox. You Know What She Got Me? A Homemade Frame With A Picture Of Us From Our First Date Together. Which Was Fine. Because I Got Her An Xbox.

What's In That Pipe That He's Smoking?

No Self-respecting Mother Would Run Out Of Intimidations On The Eve Of A Major Holiday.

My Wife, Like Many Women, Actually Likes Wrapping Things. If She Gives You A Gift That Requires Batteries, She Wraps The Batteries Separately, Which To Me Is Very Close To Being A Symptom Of Mental Illness.