He Was Such A Bad Writer, They

I Can't Tell You His Age, But When He Was Born The Wonder Drug Was Mercurochrome.

I Really Doubt Whether Evolution Ever Works, How Then Come Mothers Have Only Two Hands

She Was Nice To Him On Valentine's Day. She Gave Him A Heart-shaped Rash.

Laughter Is The Best Medicine In The World.

My Wife Is A Real Puritan. She Thinks Licking The Stamp On The Envelope Of A Valentine Is Foreplay.