I Will Be A Model Prisoner, As

The Only Place Where David Duke And I Are Alike Is We Are Both Wizards Under The Sheets.

Some Politicians Like To Kiss Babies. I Like To Kiss The Baby's Mommas.

I Could Not Lose Unless I Was Caught In Bed With A Dead Girl Or A Live Boy.

People Say I've Had Brushes With The Law. That's Not True! I've Had Brushes With Overzealous Prosecutors!

I Never Speak Ill Of Dead People Or Live Judges.