I Like To Wake Up Each Morning

Underwear Makes Me Uncomfortable And Besides My Parts Have To Breathe.

Men Like Me Because I Dont Wear A Brassiere. Women Like Me Because I Dont Look Like A Girl Who Would Steal A Husband. At Least Not For Long.

I Wasn't Born An Actress, You Know. Events Made Me One.

Politics? Ha! You Couldn't Get Into Politics. You Couldn't Get In Anywhere. You Couldn't Even Get In The Men's Room At The Astor!

I Like Any Dog That Makes Me Look Good When It Stands Next To Me.