I Wasn't Born An Actress, You Know.

To Me, Love Has Always Meant Friendship.

Underwear Makes Me Uncomfortable And Besides My Parts Have To Breathe.

I'm Not A Great Actress, And I Never Thought I Was. But I Happen To Have Something The Public Likes.

No One Ever Expects A Great Lay To Pay All The Bills.

I Like Any Dog That Makes Me Look Good When It Stands Next To Me.