I Wasn't Born An Actress, You Know.

To Me, Love Has Always Meant Friendship.

Underwear Makes Me Uncomfortable And Besides My Parts Have To Breathe.

Politics? Ha! You Couldn't Get Into Politics. You Couldn't Get In Anywhere. You Couldn't Even Get In The Men's Room At The Astor!

Men Like Me Because I Dont Wear A Brassiere. Women Like Me Because I Dont Look Like A Girl Who Would Steal A Husband. At Least Not For Long.

I Like To Wake Up Each Morning Felling A New Man.