Turtles Are Greater Than Baby Nephews, Because

Statistics Indicate That The Average American Is A Guy Named Brian Who Lives In Ohio.

It Would Be Nice If People Said, God Bless You Not Just When You Sneezed But Also When You Farted.

Another Thing That I Like And That's Fun For Me Is To Try And Talk And Play Music At The Same Time, Because I Feel Like I'm Learning Something. There Are These Little Challenges Built Into It; It's A Way To Push Myself A Little Bit More As A Performer.

Swimming Is A Confusing Sport, Because Sometimes You Do It For Fun, And Other Times You Do It To Not Die. And When I'm Swimming, Sometimes I'm Not Sure Which One It Is.

When You're Wearing An Animal Costume And Something Bad Happens, Your Facial Expression Doesn't Change. The Animal Is Deadpan The Whole Time. If You're Skiing In A Gorilla Suit And You Fall, You Just See A Gorilla Who Has No Emotion. It's Just A Stoic Gorilla, Wildly Falling Down A Hill, Out Of Control.