I Love Steven Wright. I Was In

One Time I Saw An Old Man In A Hurry And I Thought, 'that Makes Sense.'

I Tend To Avoid Televisions, Politics, And Places With Velvet Ropes.

A Good Name For A Gang Would Be The Uneducated Idiot Tough Guys.

I Went To Law School. I Found It Interesting For The First Three Weeks.

It Seems That Two Of The Most Basic Forms Of Comedy Are Jokes And Stories. And, Of Course, They Are Not Mutually Exclusive.