How To Be A Bouncer: Be An

I Walk Around And Think About Things. When I Come Across A Thought That Makes Me Laugh, I Write It Down. Then, At Night, I Say The Thought To People Through A Microphone. I Don't Think About Politics Or Pop Culture Very Much, So Those Thoughts Don't Often Make It To The Microphone.

Right Before I'm About To Talk At Length About Something I Like I Say, Get Me Started.

People And Squirrels Are Very Different. Most People Will Not Argue That. But I Find That There Is One Situation In Which They're Very Similar. And That Is: When I Am Driving Towards Them In My Car. Then They're Kind Of Hard To Tell Apart - Especially If The Human Is Kind Of Hairy.

But I Found That Disappointing People Is A Good Thing, Because Disapproval Is Freedom.

It Feels Like Every Day Or Two, People On Twitter And The Internet Are Outraged About Something.