I Can Move Objects With My Mind,

Sometimes If I Really Want To Get Someone's Attention, I'll Start A Sentence With Something Like, "i'm Not Racist, But..." I Say, "i'm Not Racist, But You Look Great Today." They Say, "that Wasn't Racist At All." I Said, "i Know. I Said I'm Not Racist. You Never Listen. Typical Mexican."

A Lot Of Things Look Cooler In Slow Motion. Eating Isn't One Of Them.

I Am A Ceiling Fan, Especially During Rain.

I Like Playing Frisbee. It Is The Only Sport Where You Can Throw Something At A Person And It's Okay.

Never Forget Where You Came From. That's What I Think When I Walk Into A Cave.