I Can Move Objects With My Mind,

I Used To Play Sports. Then I Realized You Can Buy Trophies. Now I Am Good At Everything.

To Look Like You Are A Real Sports Fan, When There Is A Game On Tv Just Yell, Oh, Come On! Every Now And Then At The Tv.

The Shortest Feedback Loop I Can Think Of Is Doing Improvisation In Front Of An Audience.

A Power Nap, Is When You Sleep On Someone Who's Weaker Than You

I Wanna Make A Jigsaw Puzzle That's 40,000 Pieces. And When You Finish It, It Says 'go Outside.'