I Can Move Objects With My Mind,

I Went Whale Watching Once. It Was Very Similar To Watching People On A Boat Become Disappointed.

It's Thursday And It Really Feels Like A Thursday. Sometimes Things Just Work Out.

When Someone Shows You A Picture Of Their Kids What They Don't Want To Hear Is Oh, Yeah, I Got Pictures Of Your Kid Too.

The Definition Of Adventure Depends Upon How Boring Your Life Is.

Suicide Is The #1 Killer Of A Person Who Is In A Boat And Happens To Be Passing Under A Bridge At The Wrong Time.