Trolls Look For Reasons To Hate But

If You Take A Negative, Turn It Inside Out, It's Still A Negative. You're Just Revealing The Ugly Inside Of Negative So I Say Keep It As Is.

Every Time You Come In From Cheating On Someone, They'll Just Whip Out The Most Adorable Term Of Endearment. Like, They'll Wake Up, Bright And Early, Sleep In Their Eyes And Say: "hey, Perfect."

I Work With A Lot Of Kids. Every Year, For The Past Fifteen Years, I Work At Comedy Camp Where I Work With A Lot Of Kids.

Nice Teeth Is A Turn On For Me. If You Open Your Mouth And It Looks Like A Battle Of Epic Proportions, I Don't Like It.

Here's The Thing About Red Sox Fans, Or Actually Just Fans From That Region, In General: They Appreciate The Effort. And If You Mail It In Or If You Give 80 Percent, Even With A Win, They'll Let You Know That's Not How You Do It. They Want - If It's Comedian, If It's A Musician, Bring Us Your Best Show.