The Whole Thing With Comedy Is That

Created A Word Game To Play With A Person You're Fighting With. Silent Treatment. Nothing Happens Until One Of You Quietly Says, Hey, You Hungry?

I Say God Bless You... I Don't Say Bless You... I'm Not The Lord. I Can't Do That...

Onstage, It's All Just A Heightened And More Elaborate Version Of Me. When You're Standing Onstage, Your Adrenaline Is Going, Your Enthusiasm Is At Full Tilt, And The Excitement Helps Elevate You're Attitude. I've Always Wanted To Be As Close To Myself Offstage, Being Funny With My Buddies, And That's What I've Worked Hard On - Being Authentic To Who I Really Am.

I Was Doing Comedy In Laundry Mats In 1992, Literally Where I Would Bring A Little Gorilla Amp And A Lapel Mike And Just Start Performing.

I Miss Dating Only For That Final Moment You Kiss Goodnight, Watch Her Get Out Of Your Car And Run Into The Police Station.