I Always Wanted To Be A Snake.

Comedy Is Immediate. Comedy Is A Solo Mission. You're All By Yourself, Up There. And When You're In A Film, On A Set, It's A Collaborative Effort. It's About Me Being A Tool For Somebody Else To Create A Story And A Character From Nothing, From Their Imagination.

I Think Beating Someone To Death With A Ukulele Would Just Sound Funny.

I Don't Know If I Could Rebuild An Airplane Engine, But I Know A Little Bit About Rotors And Rivets.

I Was Home Educated But Would Skip My Lessons To Go Hang Out At School.

Why Do Bad Guys In Movies Always Love To Whistle Really Slowly?