I Always Wanted To Be A Snake.

I Was Doing Comedy In Laundry Mats In 1992, Literally Where I Would Bring A Little Gorilla Amp And A Lapel Mike And Just Start Performing.

I Won't Take No For A Question.

When I'm Wrong I'm Like The Emperor On The Death Star Thinking He'll Turn Luke. Yet, When I'm Right I'm A Jedi Like My Father Before Me.

When You Swear To God, Its True ... Right Now God Is Watching And Saying, This Is True.

Sometimes, When You Want To Make A Difference In A Person's Life, Stay Out Of It.