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I'm Not Racist, I've Got A Black President.

Nothing Is A Better Icebreaker Than A Great Joke.

When You're Not In Love, When You Don't Have Love, Everybody You Know Falls In Love.

If You Think Your Demeanor Is Mellow Or Not Particularly Charismatic, The Material Can Life You Higher. So Write Everyday, And Get Onstage Or In A Coffee Shop Where They Are Doing Open Mice, Anywhere You Can Perform Even If That Means Starting Your Own Open Mic Night - And Be Your Own Self.

I Am Going To Name A Group Of My Kids After My Favorite Cartoons, I Am Going To Name Them After Transformers.