I Think Beating Someone To Death With

I Feel Like The Gods Have Certainly Patted Me On The Head.

My Brain Is Very Fantastical. If I Ever Actually Recorded Myself, I Could Probably Win A Grammy For Sex Talk. Being On The Road While In Relationships, You Need To Learn To Pleasure One Another.

It's Hard To Be Happy For Someone When You Know Deep Down They'd Kill You If They Had The Chance.

My Real First Job Was Delivering Newspapers With I Was 15. I Would Ride My Bike Around And Chuck Papers At People's Houses. The Thing That Sucked Is When I Would Go Collecting Everyone Acted Like They Were Not Home. Totally Sucked But Because I Could Control The Weather I Showered Trashcan Size Hail Down On Their Homes Until They Were Completely Decimated.

I Don't Know If I Could Kill Someone With A Frozen Turkey Because That Is A Lot Of Evidence To Eat .... Unless I Found A Whole Room Of People Who Also Wanted That Person Dead.