I Don't Like Littering And I Think

You Know You're Lazy When You Run Out Of Toilet Paper And Use The Cardboard Roll To Wipe With.

If You Have To Be At Work At 8, It's Always Like, 7:54. Just Enough Time To Do Nothing. To Just Lay There And Go, "i Can't Do Anything! I Can't Even Have An English Muffin!

Strip Clubs Are Great Places To Meet Interesting People You Only Wanna Know For About 40 Minutes.

When I Have A Really Hot Date At A Show, I Definitely Make It A Point To Use Her Name. The Girls Really Love That.

I've Lived (in La) For So Long, I Don't Even Know What Is Real And What Isn't Anymore.