I Don't Like Littering And I Think

I Don't Like Littering And I Think It Leads To Terrorist Activities.

I Think Beating Someone To Death With A Ukulele Would Just Sound Funny.

I'm Really Great In Other Peoples Relationships.

I Feel Like The Gods Have Certainly Patted Me On The Head.

When You Get Hit By A Car Sometimes Your Shoes Will Fly Off, Sometimes Your Pants Will Come Off, But I Was Not Fortunate Enough To See The Pants Portion.