The Fun Of Working On The Road

The Palestinians Cannot Throw Rockets And Expect People Not To Defend Themselves

My Body Is Dropping So Fast, My Gynecologist Wears A Hard Hat.

I Can't Wear Yellow Anymore. It's Too Matchy-matchy With My Catheter.

I Like My Politicians And My Judges And My Lawyers To Be Simple. I Think If You Worry About Where Your Hemline Is You're Really Not Concentrating On The World Crisis.

Every Time I Get On An Airplane I Figure It's Gonna Get Blown Up. You Live On The Edge.