The Fun Of Working On The Road

Comedy Is Truth. We Should Not Apologize For It.

What We Do Is A Calling...we Make People Happy.

The Fun Of Working On The Road Means Stealing From Hotels. I've Been Doing It For So Long, I Have A Set Of Towels From The Ark.

Grandchildren Can Be Annoying - How Many Times Can You Go: "and The Cow Goes Moo And The Pig Goes Oink"? It's Like Talking To A Supermodel.

If I Found Yoko Ono Floating In My Pool, I'd Punish My Dog.