The Fun Of Working On The Road

Your Proudest Moment Is To Watch Your Egg Not Just Function, But To Achieve On Her Own.

Keep Moving. It's Hard For Old Age To Hit A Moving Target.

Life Goes By Fast. Enjoy It. Calm Down. It's All Funny.

I Said Justin Bieber Looked Like A Little Lesbian -- And I Stand By It: He's The Daughter Cher Wishes She'd Had.

I'm Going Out With These Old Guys. One Guy Gave Me A Hickey And Left His Teeth In My Neck. Another Man, We Were Having A Perfectly Lovely Dinner; He Looked Up And Me And Went: You're Not My Wife! Another Guy Died During Dinner. I Had To Go In His Pocket To Get The American Express Card. Then You Wonder: What Would He Tip? Another Guy Said: I Want You To Meet My Family, And Took Me To The Cemetery.