Life Goes By Fast. Enjoy It...everyone Gets

You Know You're Getting Old When Work Is A Lot Less Fun And Fun Is A Lot More Work.

Joan Collins Told A Reporter That She Hasn't Had Plastic Surgery; Come On... She's Had More Tucks Than A Motel Bedsheet!

I Can't Like Watching Project Runway With Heidi Klum. There's Just Something Wrong About A German Woman Saying Who Goes And Who Stays

I Have So Little Sex Appeal That My Gynecologist Calls Me "sir."

If Two People Want To Get Married, Get Married! The Victorians Had A Great Saying: As Long As It Doesn't Scare The Horses, Do What You Want. And I Absolutely Believe That.