To Quit Between Tee And Green Is

The Only Place That's Holier Than St. Andrews Is Westminster Abbey.

I've Been On Some Fairways That Are As Good As The Greens We Putted On Back Then. We Had Crab Grass. I Remember One Green Where I Putted Through Ants.

Golf Got Complicated When I Had To Wear Shoes And Begin Thinking About What I Was Doing.

These Greens Are So Fast I Have To Hold My Putter Over The Ball And Hit It With The Shadow.

No Matter What Happens - Never Give Up A Hole....in Tossing In Your Cards After A Bad Beginning You Also Undermine Your Whole Game, Because To Quit Between Tee And Green Is More Habit-forming Than Drinking A Highball Before Breakfast.