These Greens Are So Fast I Have

You've Just One Problem. You Stand Too Close To The Ball After You've Hit It.

Thinking Instead Of Acting Is The Number One Golf Disease.

I've Gotten Rid Of The Yips Four Times But They Hang In There. You Know Those Two-foot Downhill Putts With A Break? I'd Rather See A Rattlesnake.

The Three Things I Fear Most In Golf Are Lightning, Ben Hogan And A Downhill Putt.

I Looked Like A Monkey Trying To Wrestle A Football.