The Only Place That's Holier Than St.

Golf Is Played With The Arms.

The Only Reason I Ever Played In The First Place Was So I Could Afford To Hunt And Fish.

The Mark Of A Great Player Is In His Ability To Come Back. The Great Champions Have All Come Back From Defeat.

Nobody Asked How You Looked, Just What You Shot.

Golf Course Architects Make Me Sick. They Can't Play Themselves, So They Rig The Courses So Nobody Else Can Play Either.