Golf Got Complicated When I Had To

Keep Close Count Of Your Nickels And Dimes, Stay Away From Whiskey, And Never Concede A Putt.

You Have More Potential Than You Think.

Practice Puts Brains In Your Muscles.

That Little White Ball Is Always Staring Back At You, Daring You To Make A Mistake.

Just Have A Coke Or Something And Watch The Boys Go Past.