Golf Got Complicated When I Had To

Golf Course Architects Make Me Sick. They Can't Play Themselves, So They Rig The Courses So Nobody Else Can Play Either.

Make The Basic Shot-making Decision Early, Clearly And Firmly, And Then Ritualize All The Necessary Acts Of Preparation.

I Hope I'll Never Get Too Old To Want To Take Part In This Event, And I Don't Think I Will Ever Age That Much.

If I Had Cleared The Trees And Drove The Green, It Would've Been A Great Shot.

Over The Years I've Studied The Habits Of Golfers. I Know What To Look For. Watch Their Eyes. Fear Shows Up When There Is An Enlargement Of The Pupils. Big Pupils Lead To Big Scores.