Golf Got Complicated When I Had To

The Fairways Were So Narrow You Had To Walk Down Them Single File.

Golf Course Architects Make Me Sick. They Can't Play Themselves, So They Rig The Courses So Nobody Else Can Play Either.

Those Who Go Along Get Along.

I Looked Like A Monkey Trying To Wrestle A Football.

Until You Play It, St. Andrews Looks Like The Sort Of Real Estate You Couldn't Give Away.