To Me, The Musical Is Best When

No Day Of My Life Passes Without Someone Saying The Words 'monty Python' To Me. It's Not Bad.

Sticks And Stones May Break My Bones, But Words Will Make Me Go In A Corner And Cry By Myself For Hours.

I Pay Taxes In Three Countries, But Can't Vote In Any Of Them.

At Cambridge, You Have To Kiss The Vice-chancellor's Fingers. But I Missed Out On That, 'cause I Was Doing A Matinee. I Don't Want To Kiss A Strange Man's Fingers Anyway.

The Minister Of Transport Issued This Appeal To Motorists: Can Anyone Give Him A Lift To Leicester?