Nobody Gets Irony Anymore, As We Are

I'm Not Careful With My Money At All These Days. I Buy People A Lot Of Dinners!

I Pay Taxes In Three Countries, But Can't Vote In Any Of Them.

There's No Gap Between The Writer And The Performer, Which Is What I Think Makes [monty] Python Unique. Five Or Six People Who Write Python And Five Or Six Who Act It. That's What Makes It Unique.

To Me, The Musical Is Best When It's A Musical Comedy. So If You Have A Very, Very Funny Show, And Very Good, Funny Songs, That's What The Musical Does Best.

Filming A Pirate Film Is Always Good Fun, With Ships And Indecent Clothing.