Nobody Gets Irony Anymore, As We Are

I Love Being An Older Comic Now. It's Like Being An Old Soccer Or An Old Baseball Player. You're In The Hall Of Fame And It's Nice, But You're No Longer That Person In The Limelight On The Spot Doing That Thing.

I Used To Think I Was Like The Wicket- Keeper, Which Is Like The Catcher In Base- Ball, Y'know What I Mean? You Can Call The Play A Lot From Behind The Plate, Y'know What I Mean? You're Not Necessarily The Star, You're Not The One That Makes The Mark, But Usually In The End, You're Called Upon To Get A Run When It's Needed.

I Didn't Want To Be Big Mr. Ego Walking Around.

Americans Like To Think 'python' Is How English People Really Are. There Is An Element Of Truth To That.

They're A Typical Hollywood Audience. All The Kids Are On Drugs And All The Adults Are On Roller Skates.