Nobody Gets Irony Anymore, As We Are

I Won't Read Scripts Because I Have A Limited Amount Of Time. Why Should I Help Other People Do Lame Stuff When I Can Just Go Out And Put On Lame Stuff Of My Own?

A Lot Has Been Said About Politics; Some Of It Complimentary, But Most Of It Accurate

You Could Feel The Place Going Crazy Because We Hadn't Been On Stage Together For Maybe 35 Years And The Audience Could Just Feel Us In The Darkness Come On And They Went Nuts. It Made The Little Hairs Stand Up On The Back Of My Neck And We Sang Sit On My Face, Which I Thought Was Wonderfully Appropriate For George's Memorial, And Then We Bowed And We Showed Our Bare Asses.

I Didn't Want To Be Big Mr. Ego Walking Around.

Elvis Saved My Life When I Was 13 Or 14. He Saved All Our Lives.