Elvis Saved My Life When I Was

What's Brown And Sounds Like A Bell? Dung!

I Used To Collect Persian Rugs And Real Estate - You Should Be Able To Walk On And Live In Your Money. I Had To Give Up The Rugs Because I'm Allergic To Mould.

So It Became In My Mind A Nine-carol Service; An Oratorio And Orchestral Concert All In One, But With Narration. That's Something I've Learned About, Because It's The Story That Keeps You In There. I Wrote A Libretto And I Gave It To John Du Prez. We Normally Don't Work In This Fashion But I Said Off You Go, And He Went Off For About Three Months. He Brought Me Back This Demo Which Blew My Mind.

We Never Have That Thought! The Whole Object Is To Bite Off More Than You Can Chew. John [du Prez] Always Says, Eric Thinks Of Something Completely Insane And Insists We Go In That Direction. It's The Correct Way To Look At Things And The Correct Place To Start, I Think.

Life Doesn't Make Any Sense, And We All Pretend It Does. Comedy's Job Is To Point Out That It Doesn't Make Sense, And That It Doesn't Make Much Difference Anyway.