What's Brown And Sounds Like A Bell?

If You're Famous, You Have To [be Overly Generous], Otherwise People Say, "eric Idle Came In And Only Left Me $4." I Always Tip More Than People Expect.

I Liked Doing Live Things, And With The Circus We Had A Live Audience.

I Used To Collect Persian Rugs And Real Estate - You Should Be Able To Walk On And Live In Your Money. I Had To Give Up The Rugs Because I'm Allergic To Mould.

Writers Tend To Suffer From Back Problems Because They Spend Their Time Bent Over A Desk.

I Never Pay Any Attention To Figures.