When I Was 23 I Started Writing

Life Has A Very Simple Plot: First You're Here And Then You're Not.

We Destroy Icons - That's What We Do.

Nobody Gets Irony Anymore, As We Are Now Living In The Post-ironic Age. Once George Bush Gets A Library, Our Irony Is Dead.

I've Always Found Bad Films More Enjoyable Than Good Ones.

At Least In America, You Have Freedom Of Speech, Which Is A Good Thing. It's Just A Question Of Whether You're Allowed To Use It On 'fox News'.