Titleist Has Offered Me A Big Contract

With Today's Movies, If We Took Out All The Bad Language, We'd Go Back To Silent Films.

I Tell Jokes To Pay My Green Fees.

Our First Stop Was Red Square, The Heart Of Moscow - If Moscow Has One.

Us President Gerald Ford's Golf Was So Bad We Thought He Was A 'hitman For The Pga!

I've Been Married Fifty-five Years And I've Been Home Three Weeks.