I'll Shoot My Age If I Have

He Was Bare Chested And In Good Trim. I Said That Just Looking At Him I Knew There Would Always Be An England

It's A Wonderful World. It May Destroy Itself But You'll Be Able To Watch It All On Tv.

We're On Our Way To The Persian Gulf. Wait! It's A Mistake! I Thought They Said Persian Golf.

A Photographer Kept Shooting Me Every Time I Swung. I Was Very Flattered Until I Found Out He Was From Field And Stream.

The Good News Is That Jesus Is Coming Back. The Bad News Is That He's Really Pissed Off.