I'll Shoot My Age If I Have

Tokyo Cab Drivers Are All Ex-kamikaze Pilots.

I Ruined My Hands In The Ring. The Referee Kept Stepping On Them.

Be Happy You Guys. Be Proud! You Know What You Are: You're God's Frozen People.

I Don't Bother To Look For Parking Space Anymore. As Soon As I Get Near Hollywood Boulevard ... I Sell.

My Old Friend Jack Benny Has Only Had One Ball All His Golfing Life. And Now He's Lost It. The String Came Off!