I'll Shoot My Age If I Have

As The Colonel And I Sat Swapping Stories In The Plane, A Jet Aircraft Buzzed Past Our Window. I Asked The Colonel What Type Of Aircraft It Was, And He Said, "don't Worry About It, Bob. . . If You Can See It, It's Obsolete."

She Spoke Perfect English, Which Led To Considerable Trouble. She Couldn't Understand Us At All.

Arnold Palmer Is The Biggest Crowd Pleaser Since The Invention Of The Portable Sanitary Facility.

It Flies So High, I Swear I Heard The Organs Playing.

I Was Called Rembrandt Hope In My Boxing Days, Because I Spent So Much Time On The Canvas.