Times Don't Change. Men Do.

Courage Is Walking Naked Through A Cannibal Village

There Was An Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe She Had So Many Children Her Government Subsidy Check Came To $4,892.

Somewhere On This Globe, Every Ten Seconds, There Is A Woman Giving Birth To A Child. She Must Be Found And Stopped.

I'm Going To Stop Putting Things Off, Starting Tomorrow!

More And More Congressmen Now Stay In Washington All Year-round Because They Can't Stay At Home Under The Laws They've Passed.