Times Don't Change. Men Do.

One Of The Virtues Of Being Very Young Is That You Don't Let The Facts Get In The Way Of Your Imagination.

More And More Congressmen Now Stay In Washington All Year-round Because They Can't Stay At Home Under The Laws They've Passed.

If You Owe Fifty Dollars You're A Piker; If You Owe Fifty Thousand Dollars You're A Businessman; If You Owe Fifty Million Dollars You're A Tycoon; If You Owe Fifty Billion Dollars You're The Government.

Just Try To Be Happy. Unhappiness Starts With Wanting To Be Happier.

You Must Pay For Your Sins. If You Have Already Paid, Please Ignore This Notice.