List of Sam Levenson Quotes

More And More Congressmen Now Stay In Washington All Year-round Because They Can't Stay At Home Under The Laws They've Passed.

The Beauty Of America Is That The Average Person Always Thinks She Is Above Average.

Times Don't Change. Men Do.

At The U.n., Any Nation That Fights Back Is Censored As An "aggressor."

There Was An Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe She Had So Many Children Her Government Subsidy Check Came To $4,892.

The American Success Formula Is First To Get A Home Of Your Own, Then To Get A Car Of Your Own So You Don't Have To Stay In That Home Of Your Own.

It Would Be Useless To Bomb Washington. If You Destroy One Building, They Already Have Two Other Buildings Completely Staffed With People Doing Exactly The Same Thing.

The High Iq Has Become The American Equivalent Of The Legion Of Honor, Positive Proof Of A Child's Intellectual Aristocracy.... It Has Become More Important To Be A Smart Kid Than A Good Kid Or Even A Healthy Kid.

It's A Good Thing That When God Created The Rainbow He Didn't Consult A Decorator Or He Would Still Be Picking Colors.

What We Should Have Fought For Was Representation Without Taxation.

The Puritans Came To America To Worship In Their Way And To Force Everybody Else To Do The Same Thing.

One Antidote For Sexual Truancy Lies In Simply Teaching Youth The Wonder, The Miracle, The Reverence For The Creation Of Life Itself. Life Is A Divine Creation. You Don't Take Chances With Creation.