More And More Congressmen Now Stay In

The Chaplain Of The Senate Does Not Pray For The Senate. He Watches The Senate And Prays For The Country.

Just Try To Be Happy. Unhappiness Starts With Wanting To Be Happier.

The High Iq Has Become The American Equivalent Of The Legion Of Honor, Positive Proof Of A Child's Intellectual Aristocracy.... It Has Become More Important To Be A Smart Kid Than A Good Kid Or Even A Healthy Kid.

If You Owe Fifty Dollars You're A Piker; If You Owe Fifty Thousand Dollars You're A Businessman; If You Owe Fifty Million Dollars You're A Tycoon; If You Owe Fifty Billion Dollars You're The Government.

There Was An Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe She Had So Many Children Her Government Subsidy Check Came To $4,892.