I'm Going To Stop Putting Things Off,

If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.

There Was An Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe She Had So Many Children Her Government Subsidy Check Came To $4,892.

Give Your Child A Spanking Once A Day. If You Don't Know Why, He Does.

You Must Pay For Your Sins. If You Have Already Paid, Please Ignore This Notice.

Insanity Is Hereditary; You Get It From Your Children.