Courage Is Walking Naked Through A Cannibal

The Chaplain Of The Senate Does Not Pray For The Senate. He Watches The Senate And Prays For The Country.

The Reason God Made Man Before Woman Was That He Didn't Want Any Suggestions.

Siblings: Children Of The Same Parents, Each Of Whom Is Perfectly Normal Until They Get Together.

I Admit That: My Wife Is Outspoken, But By Whom?

Insanity Is Hereditary; You Get It From Your Children.