Courage Is Walking Naked Through A Cannibal

Our Toaster Has Two Settings: Too Soon Or Too Late.

I'm Gonna Put All My Money Into Taxes. They're Sure To Go Up.

If You Want To Kill Time Why Not Try Working It To Death.

Just Try To Be Happy. Unhappiness Starts With Wanting To Be Happier.

We Should Not Permit Prayer To Be Taken Out Of The Schools; That's The Only Way Most Of Us Got Through.