Courage Is Walking Naked Through A Cannibal

If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.

The High Iq Has Become The American Equivalent Of The Legion Of Honor, Positive Proof Of A Child's Intellectual Aristocracy.... It Has Become More Important To Be A Smart Kid Than A Good Kid Or Even A Healthy Kid.

It Would Be Useless To Bomb Washington. If You Destroy One Building, They Already Have Two Other Buildings Completely Staffed With People Doing Exactly The Same Thing.

The Reason God Made Man Before Woman Was That He Didn't Want Any Suggestions.

You Must Pay For Your Sins. If You Have Already Paid, Please Ignore This Notice.