There Was An Old Woman Who Lived

How Wise Are Thy Commandments O Lord. Each One Of Them Applies To Somebody Or Other I Know.

When I Was A Boy I Used To Do What My Father Wanted. Now I Have To Do What My Boy Wants. My Problem Is: When Am I Going To Do What I Want?

Learn From Other People's Mistakes. Life Is Too Short To Make Them All Yourself.

If You Owe Fifty Dollars You're A Piker; If You Owe Fifty Thousand Dollars You're A Businessman; If You Owe Fifty Million Dollars You're A Tycoon; If You Owe Fifty Billion Dollars You're The Government.

We Should Not Permit Prayer To Be Taken Out Of The Schools; That's The Only Way Most Of Us Got Through.