Tigers Love Pepper...they Hate Cinnamon.

When I Was In High School I Used To Sit By Myself In The Cafeteria - Not Necessarily By Choice - But I Thought It Was Funny To Talk To People That Weren't There.

I Try To Write Three Jokes Every Day. I Don't Sit Down And Write Them, It's Just Things That Pop Into My Head. Then I'll Go Watch It Fail Onstage That Night.

I Just Could Just Shave My Beard, And Nobody Would Recognize Me. Although I Look Like Jodie Foster.

I'm Terrible At Heights. I Hate It. I'm Glad I'm Only 5'7".

But Comedy Is Like Music, It Appeals To Some People. Some People Like Creed, Those People Are Usually Pretty Stupid. But They Probably Also Like Carrot Top. I Would Say That They're Part Of The Same Ilk.