Tigers Love Pepper...they Hate Cinnamon.

The Word Abbreviation Sure Is Long For What It Means.

Hookers Don't Like To Snuggle.

I Like Dark Comedies. That's Why I Like The Wayans Brothers.

We All Know How Funny Morrissey Is. Actually, You Know What? I Say That Sarcastically. His Songs Are Some Of The Funniest Songs I've Ever Heard In My Life. I Mean, Really. I Mean, Not That The "girlfriend In A Coma" Is, Like, Really Funny.

I Dream Of Moving To India, Or Pakistan, And Becoming A Cabdriver.