Tigers Love Pepper...they Hate Cinnamon.

The Whole Thing About Working In Front Of The Camera Is To Make People Laugh When They're Not Supposed To.

I've Never Been In Love... But I Imagine It's Similar To The Feeling You Get When You See Your Waiter Arriving With Your Food

When You're Doing Standup You're Kind Of Doing, "hey. I Thought Of This. This May Be Funny.

We All Know How Funny Morrissey Is. Actually, You Know What? I Say That Sarcastically. His Songs Are Some Of The Funniest Songs I've Ever Heard In My Life. I Mean, Really. I Mean, Not That The "girlfriend In A Coma" Is, Like, Really Funny.

My Forte Is Awkwardness.