The Whole Thing About Working In Front

Did You Ever Wake Up With An Erection...and Find Yourself In A Massage Chair At Brookstone? And You Yell To The Sales Clerk "i'll Take It!"

It's Not Good For Comedy To Be Like, 'thanks For Liking Me'. Being Popular Is Poison.

I Call My Balls The Bush Twins.

I Do Whatever Comes My Way. But I Get Burned Out On Stage. It's A Lonely World. I Think Part Of The Romanticism About Being On The Road Is You Get To Meet A Lot Of - My Mom Once Told Me, "you've Probably Got A Woman At Every Port." Like I'm A Pirate. Obviously She Doesn't Know Her Son That Well.

If You Read My Blog, You Know I'm A Pilates Freak. And By Pilates, I Mean Waffles.