My Forte Is Awkwardness.

I Do Not Have A Helmet. But This Is A Wig, So It's A Little Protective.

The Word Abbreviation Sure Is Long For What It Means.

I Think Those Neighborhood Signs That Say 'slow Children Playing' Are Mean.

Reciting Lines Is Hard; Making Stuff Up Is Much, Much Easier.

Hookers Don't Like To Snuggle.