This Woman Was So Cross-eyed. She Can

Cleaning Your House While Your Kids Are Still Growing Up Is Like Shoveling The Walk Before It Stops Snowing.

On The Way To The Delivery Room, I Almost Changed My Mind About Having A Baby. I Wouldn't Have Found It So Hard To Go Ahead With It If I Had Realized That Having A Baby Was The Only Way I Could Ever Become A Grandmother.

Health - What My Friends Are Always Drinking To Before They Fall Down.

If I Wore A Peek-a-boo Dress, It Would Be Like Turning In A False Alarm.

The Only Thing My Husband And I Have In Common Is That We Were Married On The Same Day.