This Woman Was So Cross-eyed. She Can

Every Time I Go Near The Stove, The Dog Howls.

When I Go To The Beach, Even The Tide Won't Come In.

When You Play Spin The Bottle, If They Don't Want To Kiss You They Have To Give You A Quarter. Well, Hell, By The Time I Was Twelve Years Old I Owned My Own Home.

There's Such A Buildup Of Crud In My Oven, There's Only Room To Bake A Single Cupcake.

Any Time Three New Yorkers Get Into A Cab Without An Argument, A Bank Has Just Been Robbed.