This Woman Was So Cross-eyed. She Can

I Still Take The Pill. I Don't Want Any More Grandchildren.

No Matter What Time Your Guests Arrive, Pretend They're Early, So Naturally You're Not Ready.

Have The Man At The Station Put The Air In The Tires. I Did It Once Myself. Have You Ever Seen A Car With A Limp?

A Passport Picture Is A Photo Of A Man That He Can Laugh At Without Realizing That It Looks Exactly The Way His Friends See Him.

All I Ever Learned At My Mother's Knee Was What A Bony Knee Looked Like.